If you aren’t already following me on twitter you better add me @VioletScreaming quick smart. Whilst your at it check out my sex via violet tumblr sex stream – hot pics and clips I’ve found around the net.
So…For your viewing..and masturbatory pleasure- Some real ‘cock in action’ porn pics ->
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I've published this before but I love it
dedicated to Courtney – enjoy
Violet xx
Friday: Went to watch my son’s best friends soccer game with his mum’s (yep, my closest friends in this town are [very hot] lesbians). Sadly they lost 2-1, but fun was had & Plans to visit them the next day were made.
Then stayed up until 3am working on editing some images for a Bride-Zilla (Ladies make sure you LOVE the color you chose for your bridesmaids before you buy the dresses, get married and have photos taken!!) very painstaking and rather annoying.
Saturday: Slept in until after 1pm. Scrambled to reply to emails etc and get dressed to go visit my lesbian friends – who I’m going to call…hmmm….’The Girls’ until I (or you – of you have a suggestion for names please comment – I love comments) come up with better names.
My son rode his bike over to the girls house whilst I finished up work and quickly had a shower, I had soot from X’s truck all through my hair and one of the girls was going to be doing my hair for me.
Finally arrive at the girls place, discuss color options (I’m Australian and we spell color -> colour, but as I create websites etc I am in the habit of writing color) and I’m dispensed off to get hair dye from the shops.
X calls telling me he is nearly back in town after leaving Melbourne @1am, I go fuck around and pick him up. He’s pissed that our son & I are spending the evening at his mates place, and what I bought for him for dinner wasn’t acceptable. Off to the shops AGAIN
Call the girls explain the delay, theyre cool with it and just ask me to grab a bbq chicken and some salad seeing as I’m at the shops. I walk into the shops as X walks out. Frustrated as I hate both wasting time and going to the supermarket – Actually I hate all shopping unless it’s online.
Drop X home after receiving cranky lecture about how I can’t drive (My 1 accident in a car to his 2 car and 2 truck accidents!) and have no respect for his car. Run back to the girls house and hope he is asleep before I get home.
Finally get there with hair dye, food and coke. I can’t survive without coke to drink, nor can they, but they like rum with theirs.
Discuss my color choices, rich shiny chocolate, vivid violet and a glossy blue black – I can’t make decisions…we decide to whack all 3 colors in in slices, big foil like patches that interweave. The kids are playing, the mums are drinking, I get my hair cut & colored (whilst having great boobs in my face) leave my son to stay the night so I can head home and take advantage of X.
Get home X is asleep. Thankfully he’s asleep on the lounge so I head to bed.
Sunday: finish adding the images to the ‘porn for women’ post and post it.
Drop X to his truck, son goes for ride with X, meet a mate down the road, catch up say hi, when X catches up I grab son and mate & X head to Brisbane.
Son falls asleep pretty quickly. I’m horny, completely unsatisfied after craving cock for a week. Really wanted another one of those OMG the earth is shaking I can’t stop myself from screaming orgasms I’ve been having with X…and my we vibe2, Pissed off that after offering X sex in order to get wanted orgasm he turned me down…
He Turned ME down. Not fucking happy.
Consider texting FWB, consider phone/webcam sex. Nuh. Don’t want him to think I need him, or am just using him (but I do miss him, haven’t spoken in a week. Fuck work keeping me so busy!) I’m just going to have to go it alone – Sunday Night Solo Sex. Highlight of my weekend (after the girls great boobs of course! lol)
Decide to rumage around the big box of sex toys Nicole just sent me from AdultSexToys.com to review for all you horny
lads and ladies – realise the iPod is dead AND outside in the car, I’m lazy so can’t be fucked. I wanted an ohmibod so badly, now I have one to play with and review, but my mood is foul. I want and MUST have the earth shattering orgasm I’ve been craving.
Such Orgasms for me are mostly clitoral – so figure The Fun Factory’s Layaspot (Mine is obviously the Vanila & Candy Violet colored one!) Grab the 2 required triple A’s and took myself to that orgasmic plateau, and then shot off into outer space. I love my clit, she never fails me.
My G spot is rather large but elusive, I swear it runs and hides as soon as it feels the humidity in their rising! But my clit, small and sturdy, she’s always there for me, always ready to please. – Well she almost left me one day – but that’s a whole other story!
I’m not ready to write my review on The Fun Factory’s Layaspot – I’m thinking of just calling her ‘Candy’ for short as that’s too much of a mouthful. Yet I can already tell you I like her. I like her a LOT. Really strong vibrations that can be very very focused onto the pea in my canoe. But we are going to do a bit more rowing together pre-review, I think more than one use before a review is a good idea – Unless of course the sex toy is crap, unsafe or somehow breaks. However ‘Candy’ is worthy of many rows around my harbour, I hope to take her to see FWB next. Vibrating clit with his tongue technique…. as close to Nirvana as I’ll ever get.
So that’s about all I achieved this weekend.
Putting out my weekly ‘Weekend Reading’ Post filled with the best blogs I’ve discovered – & this weekend’s one was going to be the all important ANZ Issue – (I was going to call it an ANZAC issue – but have great respects for our ANZAC’s – Australian and New Zealand Army Corp’s – for those not in the know)- but I promise you will see an amazing ANZ issue next weekend.
And Today….drum roll please . . . I finally got around to registering my own domains and am going through the paces of setting up my beautiful sexy blog up into it’s own customised theme and adding lots of bells and whistles. (I downloaded pictures of about 100 different purple sex toys today to create some artwork for it)
Most Importantly though I signed up for Eden Fallacy’s @ Edenfalacys.com – a project set up by the lovely ‘Ask Nicole‘ , who just happens to be Australian and the lucky Lady Love of Mysty from Mystyspanties.com and assisted by many others. I promise to tell the rest of you about once I get enough time to write a proper post.
Until then please check out:
Violetxx
I was going to title this post ‘Porn for Women’ same as the book – I get the joke…If I didn’t I wouldn’t be posting it – I guess I just want to save the post title Porn For Women for a time when I do have great porn for women to share.
Any whooo -> I first saw this @ stumbleupon -> Porn for Women (which originated @ Al Lowe’s Humor Site) ->But decided to borrow it after seeing a cartoon referring to it so they could be together and in context…. but I forget where I found the cartoon? (If you know please comment)
It is obviously hilarious and a complete poke at housewives, but at the same time it makes me sad. Far too greater portion of society would agree that this is in fact porn for the poor little house wifey’s. I have this horrific image in my head of a group of women giggling about this book whilst sitting around sipping on cups of tea, trying to remember the last time they had sex with their husbands… Their husbands who always do the dishes and put out the trash. The Partner who brought her Flowers the night before…Ungrateful bitches!! lol
So here’s some Pics from the Book – Porn For Women
The Cover of Porn For Women
Shoe Shopping
- I'll get the baby -
- I'll take Care of the Dishes
- Let Me take out the Trash
- Buy you Flowers Without a Reason -
- Let's skip the NRL Playoff's and go to the Craft Fair -
I'll put the lid down for you
I've cooked you Dinner.
I think Getting Directions would be a Good Idea.
& the cartoon in response to this book;
I agree, In my Porn People do Fuck…..
Often like this->
Real Porn, For Real Women!
Real Good Hard Core Porn
See the difference? lol
Enjoy!
Violet xx
I was going to title this post ‘Porn for Women’ same as the book – I get the joke…If I didn’t I wouldn’t be posting it – I guess I just want to save the post title Porn For Women for a time when I do have great porn for women to share.
Any whooo -> I first saw this @ stumbleupon -> Porn for Women (which originated @ Al Lowe’s Humor Site) ->But decided to borrow it after seeing a cartoon referring to it so they could be together and in context…. but I forget where I found the cartoon? (If you know please comment)
It is obviously hilarious and a complete poke at housewives, but at the same time it makes me sad. Far too greater portion of society would agree that this is in fact porn for the poor little house wifey’s. I have this horrific image in my head of a group of women giggling about this book whilst sitting around sipping on cups of tea, trying to remember the last time they had sex with their husbands… Their husbands who always do the dishes and put out the trash. The Partner who brought her Flowers the night before…Ungrateful bitches!! lol
So here’s some Pics from the Book – Porn For Women
The Cover of Porn For Women
Shoe Shopping
- I'll get the baby -
- I'll take Care of the Dishes
- Let Me take out the Trash
- Buy you Flowers Without a Reason -
- Let's skip the NRL Playoff's and go to the Craft Fair -
I'll put the lid down for you
I've cooked you Dinner.
I think Getting Directions would be a Good Idea.
& the cartoon in response to this book;
I agree, In my Porn People do Fuck…..
Often like this->
Real Porn, For Real Women!
Real Good Hard Core Porn
See the difference? lol
Enjoy!
Violet xx
Yet Again I’m doing this on a day other than Wednesday, Eventually I’ll get this done on the right day!
Want to take part in Way Too Much Information Wednesdays – Just click the banner Above.
This Week’s QuestionsBONUS QUESTION:
Do you wear make-up? All the time or only sometimes? Lots or just a little?
I both Love & Hate my Vagina at the same time. Or rather their are parts of my vagina (or rather my vulva – vagina is really just the ins
I hate that I have too much padding over my public bone or my mons(see the picture below) – yep I’ve got a fat pussy! lol.I hate that I got so huge during pregnancy that I have huge stretch marks that extend into my Pubic Hair and that I have a really thin bush, at least the front patch over my mons.
Kinda Like in the diagram below I choose to keep that small, or sparse patch of hair natural whilst shaving everything ‘below the fold’. I really enjoy having smooth lips. Feels nice to run your hands over it… Maybe hate is too strong a word, but I do dis-like the things Mentioned above.
I like that I have nicely Labia Majora yet barely even visible Labia Minora. I’m Even quite proud of the huge scar that corkscrews its way up my vagina or birth canal. I got lucky that I only got torn internally when I gave birth (My son was 10& a half pounds!). I love that my vagina can stretch and retract to accommodate men of all sizes as well as being able to have huge babies pass through it. I love that it serves multiple purposes!!
I use both. I have a medical condition called Endometriosis which causes me to get ridiculously heavy periods that hang around for far too long.
Just an FYI – there is another alternative to pads or tampons – called Moon Cups. Kind of like a diaphragm that holds back the tide. I’ve not used one, but kind of like the eco-friendly nature of the product as well as the money saving aspect, but I know I’d fuck up and have too many accidents! (that is way too much Info)
No, but that’s what chicken fillets are for. I just wish I could re-inflate them to their pre- breastfeeding size.
My stomach, It’s never been the same after having ababy. I was the size of a house when I was pregnant and there was no way my stomach would ever go back to being flat and smooth.
When having sex, how do you like to have your hair?
Down. My hair is quite long with natural waves and big loose curls. I love the way it reaches down to my nipples. Until now I had never thought about the role my hair plays in my sex life.
I love teasing my partners body by running my long hair over their bodies. It also acts as a bit of a safety blanket for me. Not sure why. But unless I’m having sex I much prefer my hair pulled back as it gets out of control far too easily.
BONUS QUESTION:
I only wear make up sometimes. I’m usually way to dis-organised to have time to put make up on before I have to go somewhere. But even when I do wear make up It’s just my eyes and lips, I hate foundation…even if I have pimples or blotchiness. I never learned to use it properly so It never looks right.
And that… Is the end of this weeks Way To Much Fucking Information Wednesday, I’m off to bed. – If you have your own blog why don’t you join in the sex meme fun?
Violet xx
I am normally Pretty Proud to be Australian. Australians are pretty laid back, down to earth and usually pretty open (Of course there are millions of exceptions). We May not be as outspoken about our love of our own country and culture as Americans are, but that’s just the way Australia is… Laid back and Down to Earth.
On Form Spring I was recently Asked Me “What is your favourite thing about living in Australia?”
I love that where I currently Live – Which is in the country, Not a city – we get Koalas In the tree in our backyard. Trust me, although I regularly see Kangaroos about, they certainly don’t exist in the main streets of the city nor even in country towns. I have also never once in 31years ‘Thrown a Shrimp on the Barbie”. One – we call them Prawns, two we don’t bbq them!
I Love the laid back culture, I love that the majority of people I’ve met & known are open about sexuality and being gay/lesbian/bi/trans or any other alternative to heterosexually monogamous is rarely an issue. Sydney hosts the amazing Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras, Since People of every sexual persuasion have been able to loudly & proudly Celebrate their sexuality whilst Marching down Oxford Street. It is the largest Gay Pride celebration in the world. And the sleaze ball…Just another event during Mardi Gras, wear as much or as little as you like and party like there’s no tomorrow. (During Mardi Gras some glittery body paint counts as clothing!
Australia Is also, for the Majority, Pro-Choice. A woman has not only the right, but the resources available to terminate an un-wanted Pregnancy. RU486 - or Mifepristone which is also known as ‘The Abortion Pill’- is legal, easily acceptable & affordable with a prescription from an authorised prescriber. Surgical Abortions are also legal (or in the case of Queensland they are ‘de-criminalised’) accessible and affordable. In Southern Australia you can have an abortion bulk billed to Medicare, costing the patient nothing. In other states costs differ depending on the clinic and length of gestation, yet are all easily accessible before 20 weeks.
Visit Family Planning In NSW or Abortion Access for further information regarding Abortions in Australia.
But now I have to scream ‘Hypocrisy’
A couple in Queensland are facing imprisonment after using a drug from Overseas to induce an abortion. – Such Bullshit
Then there’s the new Customs Rule that allows Australian Customs Officials to search through your luggage as well as Digital Media devices such as Lap tops and phones looking for Pornography. Even Violet Blue has chimed in on this stupid and ridiculous new Policy.
As you arrive in the Country Custom’s are now asking if you have any Pornography with you on the ticket you are required to fill out to enter the country. Apparently they are only looking for Illegal pornography, that which includes images of children and such. A Customs and Border Protection spokesperson said the change was because the term “pornography” was more recognisable to travellers than the term “objectionable material”.
But it’s Bullshit and a complete Invasion of people’s privacy. There’s no stated definition of Pornography mentioned, so pictures of your wife or girlfriend skinny dipping on your honeymoon – pictures obviously only taken for your own viewing pleasure could land you a fine if you fail to tick yes to the question asking if you have any pornography with you. Where does the Government get off – are we not allowed to have any privacy. Having your belongings searched by a stranger is bad enough let alone your computer or phone!
Pornography Is legal in Australia, Of course there are limits to what is legal (such as performer’s having to be over 18 etc), but it is Legal none the less. What makes this hypocrisy worse is that the Country’s Capital, Canberra is the place to go to buy the edgier, harder core porn. It also just happens to be where our Politicians congregate. All I have to say is BullShit!
But that’s not the Worst of it…
AUSTRALIAN doctors are considering a controversial form of genital mutilation on baby girls.
The practice involving cutting a girl’s genitals, sometimes with razors or pieces of glass, could be allowed in a clinical setting to stem illegal backyard procedures which are leaving young girls scarred for life.
The Royal Australian New Zealand College of Obstetricians will next month discuss backing “ritual nicks”, a modified form of genital mutilation.
But experts are divided on whether to allow the practice, given that in some cultures it is used to remove the sexual feelings of women.
Female genital mutilation has been outlawed in Australia since the 1990s but is common among African, Asian and Middle Eastern communities.
With the rise in Somali and Sudanese numbers in Australia, doctors are seeing more cases of young girls, and women, needing surgery after illegal operations. Backers of “ritual nick” said it was a superficial procedure leaving no long-term damage.
RANZCOG secretary Gino Pecoraro said the policy would be discussed at next month’s Women’s Health Committee meeting.
“We will need to start to think about [its introduction] but we would have to speak to community leaders from Australia,” Dr Pecoraro said.
“If a nick could meet the cultural needs of a particular woman, then it might save her from going through what can really be drastic surgery.
“But we need to make sure we do not legitimise the ritualistic maiming of children.”
But many are outraged, some saying a “ritual nick” is still child abuse and legitimises female mutilation.
University of Newcastle’s professor of perinatal and infant psychiatry Dr Louise Newman said some doctors were being approached to perform the procedure.
“We know it is happening here . . . but [the] majority are done in the home in a traditional way,” she said.
Reasons given by practising populations include religion, despite the Koran not requiring it, and that it can help maintain cleanliness and health.
“The problem is some people see it similar to male circumcision but the reasons for both are very different as well as the impact,” Dr Newman said.
“The actual procedure can be pretty devastating.”
source News.com.au
I get that it is happening, It is disgusting, but it is still happening in Australia. Young girls having their genitals mutilated in gross, un-hygenic backyard ceremonies. But is allowing Doctors to perform ANY form of genital mutilation in any way acceptable? My Answer is no.
I wouldn’t even have my son circumcised, I don’t think any parent or person for that matter has the right to alter the body of another, be it your child or not, without their expressed permission. If my son would like to be circumcised I want that choice to be his. It is his body who the fuck am I to have parts of his anatomy cut off without his informed consent.
Female circumcision, although it can be compared to male circumcision it really is a whole other game. It truly is genital mutilation. No matter how little you remove from a females genitals you are still doing damage to her future sexual health. It’s just despicable.
There is an issue, an important issue that needs to be addressed here. But I seriously doubt that having Doctors ‘nick” female genitalia will satisfy those who are seeking to destroy their daughters sexual organs. I think that Education and stronger Laws threatening more severe penalties would be something worth considering.
I simply just can’t agree with it in any way shape or form.
Here endeth my Anti Australia Rant.
Violet xx
[sorry about the post title, but I have a thing for stupid rhymes]
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This week started off pretty boring and mundane. But by Monday night I was with FWB, holed up in a great Hotel room screwing his brains out – I’m working on a post about that. (& probably an addendum to my we vibe2 review after using it with him)
Tuesday sucked, Although the goodbye kiss was sweet. I’m considering whether or not to ask FWB exactly what it is he wants from me??? I’ve been thinking that having friends with benefits is almost like having your own personal free prostitute (I do love the idea of being a professional whore, but doubt my exploits will get me boosted up out of the amateur leagues of Whore-dom!) and wonder what kind of professional service he’d like the most. The quick suck and fuck? Or a decent GFE (Girl Friend Experience)? Even something in between. I just have to work out how to ask him.
I know that X would certainly choose the suck & fuck option, but never quite know which direction FWB will go when given more than one choice. However after a few little things the other night I think he’d lean towards the GFE side of things. I’ll to get that post finished before the weekend. Along with the 55 million others that are still in draft form.
In Other Breaking News In the World Of Violet…..
I’m pretty sure I can say that considering I got my first Package of Sex Toys to Review delivered to my door this evening -> All thanks to the lovely Nicole from AdultSexToys.com
Whoo Hooo!
I finally got my Hands on the OhMiBod I’ve been physically craving… And I’ve lost the usb cord for the iPod! Such a Violet Thing to do.
No, Not Dave Grohl… Although I think he’ll make me cum once I find that pesky iPod cable! (did I mention FWB looks like DG ★ score!!)
I’m talking about my female Celebrity crush – you did realise I’m bi when I want to be right? Well If you didn’t know, now you do.
Anyway Kendra Wilkinson is my #1 female celebrity crush. It’s odd when I get a crush going for a celebrity, it’s often because of their personality on top of their looks. Like Kendra rises above Eliza Dushku and Julia Styles, even Anna Paquin(she’s currently my #2) I guess because she’s funny and real. I kinda feel bad for her that a sex tape has leaked. But christ, she fucked Hugh Hefner, and posed nude a gazzillion times, but still I feel a bit bad… but not bad enough not to share her hotness.
Actually I feel so bad that was all ‘yay’ Kendra has a sex tape that I pulled this whole post off of my new blog @ screaming-Violet.com
Why? Because Although she is hot & has posed nude plenty of times, this video was released without her consent – & it also appears it was filmed without her consent, I haven’t seen the whole tape – But if Kendra wasn’t even fully consenting to the filming of her ‘sex’ tape – well it fucking disgusts me.
I took the post on screaming-Violet.com well over a week ago & I fully intend to write an open letter of Apology to Kendra for both displaying Images of her on my blog, but even linking to the leacherous mongrels selling the tape. I’m not afraid to be called a hypocrit, But when I saw a quick snip from her tv show in which Kendra and her wonderful husband Hank have a disagreement due to this stupid shit – I wanted to vomit. I’m as bad as the letch that pressured her into making the tape & then waited for her to become famous -> only to finally sell it after she became a mum. Shame on you – shame on me for publicising it no matter how small an audience I have.
I just have to find the time. But for what little it is work I’m sorry Kendra
Violet xx
Monogamy Isn’t a Type Of Wood
I know it’s late, but work’s been bat shit crazy lately… So this WTMFI Wednesday post is a week late, But it’s a meme, I’m not going to pass on a sexual meme….so here it is – If you want to take part Just Click on the banner below, the more the merrier!
BONUS QUESTION:
Have you ever heard of Cuckoldry? Does it interest you?
This weeks answers:
Yes and Yes, In some people’s eyes I’m currently cheating on two guys, both X and FWB, depending on how you look at the picture. I should just get them both together and have a threesome!
I’ve also been cheated on at least twice by X, and FWB may have fucked others in-between our trysts, but I wouldn’t call that cheating. It’s not a committed relationship.
I do think Monogamy is possible, However if and when I enter another fully committed relationship I would be happy for it to be an open relationship as I fully support it in theory…The reality may be very different. But if you truly are in love and are having truly amazing sex that you can’t get enough of…Sure I think monogamy is possible.
3.What has your longest relationship been? Were you faithful the entire time?
Longest would be with X, almost 15 years if you don’t count all the times we’ve broken up. No I haven’t always been faithful, but I’ve never slept with anyone else when we have been together – Only when we have been on a legitimate “break” from each other and our relationship
4.Would you forgive someone who cheated on you?
Yes I would and yes I have.I’ve also been forgiven for my carnal sins.
I forgave X for having sex with some random girl in the park across the road from my home whilst I was pregnant. He also visited a brothel a few times and waited years to tell me about it. I was pissed as I had always told him he could fuck who ever he wanted to – as long as he told me about it. The delay in telling me is what pissed me off, as I’m a supporter of open relationships and marriages.
I was also forgiven by a friend when I was the cheetee – I slept with her babies daddy on numerous occasions. I knew they were kinda together and maybe fucking and that they had a baby together (I lived with my friend and her daughter). I was 15 he was 21. Luckily for both me and her she forgave me and tossed him, she’s now very very happily married with a few more great kids with her husband. I’ll never forget that she forgave me for that fuck up!
5.Who is the one celebrity you wouldn’t think twice about cheating on your partner with?
If Anyone saw my TMI Tuesdays Post, you would know my automatic response is of course, Dave Grohl. The hottest of the hottest!
Have you ever heard of Cuckoldry? Does it interest you?
The normal definition of a cuckold is a married man whose wife cheats on him with or without his knowledge- wikipedia
I have heard of Cockoldry before and would love to have a partner who was into it. I could have someone to love whilst being able to fuck FWB, all with the added bonus of it turning on my beloved. Considering I’m all for non-monogamous sexual relationships it should be no surprise that I’d be interested in Cukoldry.
Another weeks Way Too Much Fucking Information Wednesday finished… But there will be another in the next 24hrs- considering that this post is a week over due (naughty violet!!)
Violetxx
I’m pretty excited that my little review of the we-vibe2 got included in the latest issue of Pleasurists, A weekly post that’s a round up of the latest Reviews of Sex Toys and other Adult Products on the web. It also features the current Adult and Sex Toy give-aways that you can enter. It is certainly worth subscribing to via rss, or you can follow @Pleasurists on twitter to stay abreast of the latest issue- which is released every Monday.
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I got my first ever sex toy for my 20th birthday a gift from X. It was a rabbit style vibrator with the rotating shaft filled with little pearl like beads and a really high powered clit tickler, but it looked more like a dolphin that today’s rabbit ear ticklers. It was along time ago, back in 99 and this gift just happened to co-incide with getting my first computer with Internet access. Between my new best friend and a wealth of pornography just a few mouse clicks away I no longer whinged at X for working late.
My first vibrator and I discovered cyber sex together, however as it had a cord to the hand held controller, it was hard to play, control and type at the same time was kinda difficult. Somehow I managed. I think I used that vibrator nearly every single day for well over a year. Looking back, remembering that vibrator I realise it was probably made of some rather ‘un safe materials’ You could see through the pinkish purple jelly like exterior and see its inner workings.
After one very excited play session I came to realise that the clit tickler was no longer working. I had used it so vigorously that one of the wires going from the base into the tickler had broken. I was heart broken, I’ve always been a clit girl rather than a g-spot girl, so although it still worked as a vibrator my favourite part of my toy was dead.
I could see through the jellyfish like sleeve and stare begrudgingly at the little wire that was the cause of my frustration. The tickler had its own little motor which was one of the great things about that toys design. It created really great, strong, localised vibrations in the tickler, but I guess being great at its job was its downfall. The wires from the clit tickler motor to the base weren’t overly long – that is when I got a bit excited, and a bit vigorous with its use, the wires weren’t long enough to stretch as far as the jelly casing could.
After a short period of mourning I started to get over it, until X bought a soldering iron. Hmm I was thinking how I might just be able to fix my little best friend. I guess in hindsight I could’ve contacted the store it was bought from or even the manufacturer, but at that point in my life I would’ve died of embarrassment if I were to make such a call. ->Which is what I would advise people to do. Fiddling with electrical wires and such should be left to people who are qualified to do so. I could’ve easily turned my toy into an electro-shock wand and fried my clit
So with the new soldering iron in the house I started to wonder if it could repair that naughty little, not long enough wire and revive the clit tickler. Upon further investigation I realised that the jellyfish like sleeve could be rolled upwards from the base, possibly giving me access to the wire that was causing my grief.
I found that with a bit of force the sleeve could in fact be rolled up- a little like removing a condom, allowing me to access that pesky wire.
I didn’t however take into consideration all the little pearl like beads that lived within the shaft of the toy… So when I rolled up the outer sleeve they all poured out onto the ground. Half an hour later I’d picked up all the little balls and put them in a bowl for safe keeping. I then found soldering the wire back to its original position ridiculously easy.
Packing the pearls packed back into the rotating shaft however was a whole other story!
Over the next year or so that same wire broke so many times it wasn’t funny, so much so that that particular toy got relegated to the back of the cupboard where it eventually died.
If only I could repair its replacement, the batteries went crazy and oozed everywhere. In future I’ll stick to re-chargeable electric toys, or at least learn to remove the batteries before storing them.
Violetxx
