I’ve finally added some actual information about me to my ‘About’ page. to Save you having to click I figured I would share it here.
Just do me a favour if you are reading this – ask me a question, any question… It will make my day!
All About Violet
Im a horny housewife, a whore, a blogger and even more…
I like sex. I like it a lot. And I don’t mind big called a whore (as long as it’s while you’re fucking me!).
Im a woman (duh!) a mother to a rabid rage filled teenager, a housewife and I’m a free lance artist. I’m in my dirty thirties, I have an almost ex husband and a FWB (friend with benefits) which is sadly both situationally and geographically impaired. But god is he great in bed!
I met my ex husband to be when I was in highschool and we spent the majority of the past 15 years together – we had a break somewhere in the middle – but were together for the majority of my life – and the bulk of my sexual experiences have been with him. He was far from my first and I hope far from my last, but he was the first guy to make me really truly cum.
Sadly, although I fully enjoyed sex and couldn’t get enough of it I didn’t have an orgasm for … I think about the first 4 or 5 years of my sex life. I thought I was cumming, it felt so fucking awesome – I’d even given birth before I had an orgasm. How sad is that. So although I had always loved sex and constantly craved it it took me a long time to realise I wasn’t getting the full benefits of it. I still remember that earth shattering moment when my body just took over. It was like a wall of glass shattering. It only made me want sex more.
I can only recall one time when I’ve turned sex down – a few months ago I was getting out of the shower on my way to spend a few days with my FWB after a huge fight with x2b, as he often would he showed me his rock hard cock standing to attention and gestured he’d like some help with the situation. I declined. (if it weren’t for wanting to get to FWB I probably wouold’ve fucked him without a second thought.
I like most things sexual and am very open minded. I’m not really into full on BDSM, I like pain with my pleasure, but humiliation, being tied up or dominating someone wearing a gag isn’t on my list of sexual priorities, but if I were with someone who was into it, I would be open minded enough to give it a try. The one thing I’m completely closed minded on is shit. You can call it skat, but shit is shit. And although for 12+years anal was completely off the menu only to return @ the top of the bill (thanks to alexa @realprincessdiaries.com) however thats the closest I will ever involve shit in my sex life.
For a humble suburbanite mum I’ve done some kind of ‘out there’ things, they may seem like nothing to other more sexually experienced people, yet I’m certain the other mums at the P&C (same as PTA for americans – sorry I forgot to mention I’m Aussie) would blush,gag and certainly giggle at some of the things I have gotten up to over the years. Gradually I will pull these stories out of my nag of tricks and share them with you.
The highlights (&lowlights) include some of the usual; being tied to the bed, tying the guy to the bed, a number of FMF 3somes, plenty of girl on girl action as well as early attempts at masturbating with deodorant bottles and candles. (SSF#Candles are the most often used alternative object used by females whilst masturbating) I’ve even masturbated whilst driving – I’m a very strong believer that as a woman I can do pretty much anything a guy can do – and yes guys do wank whilst driving! Now I’m headed towards the unusual lol
I have had sex whilst people watched via the internet – hey it was last century, way before webcams were everyday things. I’ve had sex in all sorts of places such as in a fountain in the middle of an outdoor mall, a football oval, on the beach etc etc, I’ve even had sex in moving vehicles. Once with the person driving the vehicle. I have indulged partners in many fantasies and fetishes, been fucked whilst on the phone, fisted, fucked senseless in the lunch room, and even willingly allowed someone to drug me so they could fuck me 6 ways from Sunday to satisfy a rape fantasy. See I told you I was a whore! lol.
I have a number of things I’m yet to do – MFM being #1 on the list, but it is followed by quite a few others, but most are pretty simple things, things I certainly shouldv’e done by now. Sadly only one person has gone out of their way to Indulge me in my own. However along my way I seem to have gathered up and ‘caught’ the fetishes and fantasies from my various significant others. There’s plenty more to tell, but need to keep you cumming coming back for more.
If I had the perfect body and a healthy self-esteem I know I would be a sex worker – why not get paid to do what you love doing. Sadly there’s no market for mummy like whores lol. The only thing that would bother me is not being able to choose my clients – at least not to start with. But once I got to show the one’s I liked just how great I am in the sack I know I’d be able to pick and choose lmao.
Lastly don’t take me too seriously, I’m always silly and constantly laughing at myself so please laugh with me.
And if you haven’t realised by the number of posts tagged lesbian – I am certainly in the lesbian loving period of my life.
If there’s anything, and I mean Anything else you would like to know – or you think should be included here, or in other posts, just ask.
Please ask. I’m almost begging you all to ask me things. The dirtier the better lol. I love being an exhibitionist when theres a computer screen between us. Just one of my many, many turn ons. So if you want to do your good deed for the day ask me something… you can even ask via formspring -> http://www.formspring.me/screamingviolet
You can Also Email me via http://scr.im/violet
Love you all
Violet xx
P.S, Almost forgot the most important thing when it comes to me sexually – I love Strange Sex Facts (but that isn’t what is so important) – The top fantasy shared by the majority of those inhabiting this planet we call earth Is that we want to sleep with a celebrity.
As far as I’m concerned Dave Grohl is the hottest Man ALIVE, he is my number 1 lust object, has been since I was 14 and I doubt it will ever change.
P.P.S. It just happens that @ age 14 I met a hot guy who looked an awful lot like him, of course a crush developed and I never forgot him. 17+ years later I found him, just as hot as ever. You might already know my Dave Grohl look-a-like. I tend to call him FWB lol