Cock A Doodle Doo

Strange Sex Facts All About The Penis

Dicks come in all shapes and sizes… well maybe not all shapes! Some are longer than others, some have greater girth, some bend up, others bend downwards, and some even divert off and point to one side. Some wear turtle-necks others wear army helmets. Just like their owners, each penis is an individual with no two being exactly the same.

Growing versus Showing

According to Men’s Health Magazine, 79% of men are growers and the remaining 21% are showers. That is the majority of men gain both a noticeable amount or girth and length when they get an erection, whilst the rest just stand to attention without much visible growth in size. What I’d like to know is what percentage of men who fall into both categories? In the teeny tiny proportion of the male population whom I’ve had the pleasure to get acquainted with I have come across one penis that was both an impressive shower and a remarkable grower. So If I’ve come across 1, surely at least 1% can be both???

Smoking Decreases More than Just Your Life Span;

Getting an erection is all about blood flowing to the cock to enlarge and engorge its flesh. Smoking constricts veins restricting blood flow, therefore working against the creation of and the ability to maintain an erection. The negative effects of smoking on your circulation can cause you guys to loose up to 1cm in length! Quitting smoking is also the number one tip to improving sexual function (however I honestly doubt that 1 extra cm would make much difference!)

It takes Two

The average amount of blood it takes to engorge said penile tissue to create an erection is 2 Tablespoons! Whilst the average amount of semen per ejaculation is 1-2 teaspoons.

You can go from Cut to Uncut

Most guys get no say as to whether or not they are circumcised, so those of you who aren’t happy that your folks decided to give you the snip as a baby may be happy to know it is possible to have your foreskin reconstructed. I doubt it would be a pleasurable undertaking,

however it is possible. It takes time to stretch existing tissue to re-create the foreskin, but with special rings, weights and other devices it is actually possible to go from circumcised back to the way you were born.

According to the world health organisation only 30% of the world’s male population over the age of 15 are circumcised

Chuck it Out

The word ‘ejaculation’ comes from a Latin word meaning ‘throwing out’

Another upside to being Gay

Not only do Gay men get to avoid dealing with bitchy wives and ex-girlfriends, on average their dicks are ⅓” longer than their straight counterparts.

Be glad you’re not a Bee

When a male bee gets Lucky enough to get it on with the queen bee their genitals actually explode. They snap off in the Queen’s genital tract, ensuring no other male can fertilise her little bee eggs.

Truly D.I.Y.

One in 400 guys are lucky enough to be flexible and limber enough to be able to give themselves blow jobs! – However in my own personal experience the guys that are scared to taste their own cum wish they could blow themselves, where as those who know how they taste and aren’t in anyway opposed to going down on their female partners post coitus dislike the notion of sucking their own dicks! Just my own personal observations.

Detachable Penis

A lot of guys may wish they had detachable dicks so they could give themselves head (If they aren’t the 1 in 400 lucky ones above!!), King Missile even wrote a song about a man loosing his detachable penis. What may be dreamed of by some species is fact for the Argonaut – a species of Octopus that has a form of a detachable penis. The male Argonaut produces a ball of spermatozoa in a special tentacle called a hectocotylus and upon meeting an attractive female his penis will detach and swim off on its own to inseminate the female.

What we can do they can do

According to a poll taken on an online dating site 48% of the male respondents admitted they had faked an orgasm at some point in their life.

Size Does Matter

But not in the way you’re thinking it does. It has been proven that the sperm ejaculated by men who are at the larger end of the size scale are stronger swimmers compared to the men at the smaller end. It’s also been shown that better looking men have stronger swimmers as well. So good looking guys with big dicks would appear to have the most potent sperm.

Finally to put those of you who stress out about how important size is – only 4% of women are critical of a man’s size. Women are far more concerned with your facial expressions and the noises your making than the size of your dick, and even then we are often more concerned about our performance and your enjoyment than the other way around In my opinion I’m more interested in the person connected to the penis than the size of it. If a guy has a huge dick but is a total dick, I’m going to be fucking his smaller mate who’s a decent guy.

that’s all for now

Violetxx

Self Depricating Rant

I just wanted to post this before I try and get the nerve up to post the Images I’ve taken for Sapio Slut’s Scavenger Hunt. I’m not posting it looking for re-assurance or attention or anything like that. More because I want people to understand why I’m doing what I’m doing and taking part despite having major self image issues. So here’s what I wrote last Sunday after taking my first scavenger hunt Photo.

Normally I’m shy & ashamed of myself. Something I’m trying to discard, I’m working on letting go and fully wholly embracing my self, my sexuality and my Inner Whore.

Although in my sexual relationship with X I always (& still do to some extent) feel like I’ve always been un-inhibited
and able to fully exoress myself sexually, the same sexual relationship, & the emotional one too has left me scarred.
Society & its pressures have also taken their toll on my self image & self esteem, which was an issue well before I was overweight. I rarely feel good about myself either as a person or physically, that’s why I try to hide behind a wall of shyness.A Wall that needs to get torn down, so that I can eventually show off the person I’m rebuilding behind that wall. I’m all about sexual positivity and people being able to express themselves, their sexuality and their kinks proudly, yet I fail to express myself in such a way, I lock myself away, try and hide it deep within, but bit by bit Im doing what I can to unfurl myself and let myself be free.

It started with -B. OMG poor -B. The first night I spent with him, I swear I was shaking with fear. X was the first guy
I actually let go with sexually. I was hot, full of confidence and ready to let go of the sexual hang ups Id already managed
to collect by the time I was 16.Now I’m 31 and ready to let go of the hang ups I have procured in those past 15 yrs!

I want to be able to give myself over to -B 100%, let him have all of me sexually. It’s his fault I started on my journey to
discrobe the shyness and the shame that have built up over the years. And honestly, I wouldn’t be here without him, either emotionally, or physically writing this blog. He was and still is my catalyst. The truth be told, there’s no better man to put a broken woman back together. Don’t get me wrong, he’s not perfect, and can be a little shit at times , and together we’ve had some speed humps, even some mountains – silent mountains, but I do love and adore him. He’s just….
Well he’s my -B:P and although we could never actually be together, I love the friendship I have with him. I don’t want to
be his girlfriend, I love him to much to be with him like that. Part of me would break if I couldn’t have him in my life. So
I’m only too happy to stand back & be his friend, benefits or not. I just hope that in time I can help him as much as he’s helped me. I hope he will learn to trust me & finally, truly know that I am there for him, that he can trust me, and know that I do understand him, sometimes even better than he knows himself.

Of course I’d love to be able to fuck him again, shit I’d love to be able to fuck the guy three times a day for the rest of my life! But, honestly, seeing him happy is slightly more satisfying…. just lol.Anyway that enough -B praising for now he might get a swollen head!

So Very long story cut short, In my efforts to shed the cloak of shyness and insecurity and continue travelling my path
to being sexually free I went and got my tits out, on a freezing cold Winter’s Night To take part in Half Nekkid Thursday,
Sapio Slut’s Scavenger hunt & perhaps Wanton Wednesdays. All of which I see as being another tool to help me let go!

So with all of that said I guess it’s time for me to post the photos I took. I just hope It doesn’t cause the impression of me to change…but if I loose readers because you don’t like how I look, or you can’t stand fat chicks, or even if you disagree with what Im doing. I’m not doing it for anyone but me – so you won’t be missed. Those who stay and continue to read and talk and love me, I will simply love you more…can you tell Im scared

Violetxx

I Taught Myself A New Trick

How I Discovered I can Squirt!!

There’s been a lot going on, I’ve got the flu and I’m procrastinating on 2 separate, yet almost finished reviews. I’m home alone Monday’s until late on Tuesday, so figured I’d just get myself off. Certainly can’t hurt to use the toys again before I complete the reviews, Right? I certainly need a little relaxation and ‘me’ time.

I’m totally enamoured with assbear.com‘s hand picked, full length (this one’s just shy of half an hour), Free Porn Tube Clips and began watching this clip below;

Source link:http://www.assbear.com/free/porn/teen-gone-wild

To start with I didn’t have the sound on & all of a sudden Im like WTF? Why does she keep jumping off of him? (yes I admit I’m often naive – but mostly just dumb) I was also enamoured with her larger than average clit – or at least much larger than mine.

Then I get a Phone Call, a Text Message, then a few tweets later and my precious Candy (My nickname for my new Layaspot) is forgotten, the porn has been abandoned and I’m out the door to do a bunch of chores. Finally get home.

Finally time to resume Masturbating. OOps I really did forget my ‘Candy’ Layaspot and hadn’t turned her off. Dead Batteries:( Oh Well! So I go grab my new Don Wands Curved Purple Swirl Dildo. Glass is so great, never need dumb assed batteries.

Now I can start paying some attention to the Porn I was watching earlier. . . finally the penny dropped. She’s Jumping off of him cause she’s Squirting!!

I’ve read a few things on squirting,I know what it is, I understand the principles of how it works and the theory of how to ‘teach’ yourself how to do it (actually If I remember correctly most of the articles were about telling men how to get women to squirt – Always thought -B’s fingers would be perfect for it. but as always I digress.)

The curved swirl wand seemed to be the perfect tool to hit that spot, that G-Spot hitting curve and the large head. I also found two spare batteries Under my laptop and fired my Layaspot back up.

I relaxed, I explored myself, I had fun. I really really wanted to cum, but it just wasn’t happening. I’d probably watched that same clip twice by this time; When with the wand inside me pressed against that right spot, the layaspot rested against it sending vibrations through the glass, my finger rubbing my clit and my mind in very naughty dirty places…I felt a gush. a tiny gush, but still a gush. Yet I didn’t believe it. I hadn’t cum, there’s no way that could be even a tiny squirt.

So I kept going, wishing I had a few extra hands, I truly ‘Let go’ of everything. When people say that getting of and having mind blowing Orgasms is in the mind for women – I tend to agree. An earlier, Indirect conversation caused me to let go of everything. I was so into it I didn’t have a single care in the world. I was 100% relaxed and didn’t give a shit about anyone or anything – It was an empowering place to be mentally.

Shortly after I felt another small gush like sensation, then another, and yet another. each slightly bigger than the one before, yet remaining quite small. I wasn’t turning back now. At that moment I probably would’ve fucked anyone that wanted me. I was sot turned on physically that It is beyond compare,whilst my mind was on a wholly separate plane, I didn’t even realise That 2 hours had passed. It felt euphoric, almost like an opiate haze – but that ,may be the cough syrup talking!

I still couldn’t quite believe I was doing it. I just thought I was extra wet and the ‘gush’ sensation was just my juices welling up and then running free… Then I seriously squirted. No fucking Denying it Now. My Undies were soaked beyond saturation, as was my skirt and the doonah I was lying on. All that pent up sexual energy literally burst forth from me.

And before some smart ass pipes up and says, “you just pee’d your pants” shut the fuck up. It wasn’t pee. It’s clear & actually kinda reminded me of amniotic fluid lol.

I’ll do some research and seek out the articles I had read and do a more descriptive post – But I’m just so…. well speechless. But I had to share.

So above mentioned Porn + A Curved Purple Swirl Glass Wand + layaspot + relaxing & finally letting go = Learning to squirt. Well for me at least. I’d love to hear about your experiences, or posts you’ve read about learning to squirt.

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And with this rather wet post I do hereby Christen my New Domain – www.Screaming-Violet.com – in the name of all things Fucking Sexual. All Previous Posts will remain at the old ‘screamingviolet.wordpress.com’ site, but I have moved all of the content here. Please beware of the construction clutter, still figuring out a few kinks with the domain & the theme.

Click the RSS Icon at the top of the page to subscribe to the new feed, alter your book marks or links to the new address, & If you aren’t already following on twitter do that too as I love talking to you guys x x

And if you have any problems with the site just leave a comment to let me know.(I know a lot of the thumbnails are missing images, and that the thumbnails aren’t linking to the posts – but like I said I’m still ironing the kinks.)

I’m going to catch some well deserved sleep!

Violet xx

P.S Since this Post I did It again, read about it – My Double Orgasm Squirting Post

WTMFI Wednesdays – Week 17

Girl Power – Week 17

Yet Again I’m doing this on a day other than Wednesday, Eventually I’ll get this done on the right day!

Want to take part in Way Too Much Information Wednesdays – Just click the banner Above.

The Questions:

“Girl Power”

This Week’s Questions

1. Do you love your vagina, like your vagina or hate your vagina?
2. Do you use tampons or pads?
3. Are you satisfied with your breast size?
4. If you could change only one part of your body, what would you change and why?
5. When having sex, how do you like to have your hair?

BONUS QUESTION:
Do you wear make-up? All the time or only sometimes? Lots or just a little?

My Answers:

Female Reproductive Systemide part)I love and parts I hate.

Do you love your vagina, like your vagina or hate your vagina?

I both Love & Hate my Vagina at the same time. Or rather their are parts of my vagina (or rather my vulva – vagina is really just the ins

I hate that I have too much padding over my public bone or my mons(see the picture below) – yep I’ve got a fat pussy! lol.I hate that I got so huge during pregnancy that I have huge stretch marks that extend into my Pubic Hair and that I have a really thin bush, at least the front patch over my mons.

Kinda Like in the diagram below I choose to keep that small, or sparse patch of hair natural whilst shaving everything ‘below the fold’. I really enjoy having smooth lips. Feels nice to run your hands over it… Maybe hate is too strong a word, but I do dis-like the things Mentioned above.

I like that I have nicely Labia Majora yet barely even visible Labia Minora. I’m Even quite proud of the huge scar that corkscrews its way up my vagina or birth canal. I got lucky that I only got torn internally when I gave birth (My son was 10& a half pounds!). I love that my vagina can stretch and retract to accommodate men of all sizes as well as being able to have huge babies pass through it. I love that it serves multiple purposes!!

Do you use tampons or pads?

I use both. I have a medical condition called Endometriosis which causes me to get ridiculously heavy periods that hang around for far too long.

Just an FYI – there is another alternative to pads or tampons – called Moon Cups. Kind of like a diaphragm that holds back the tide. I’ve not used one, but kind of like the eco-friendly nature of the product as well as the money saving aspect, but I know I’d fuck up and have too many accidents! (that is way too much Info)

Are you satisfied with your breast size?

No, but that’s what chicken fillets are for. I just wish I could re-inflate them to their pre- breastfeeding size.

If you could change only one part of your body, what would you change and why?

My stomach, It’s never been the same after having ababy. I was the size of a house when I was pregnant and there was no way my stomach would ever go back to being flat and smooth.

When having sex, how do you like to have your hair?

Down. My hair is quite long with natural waves and big loose curls. I love the way it reaches down to my nipples. Until now I had never thought about the role my hair plays in my sex life.

I love teasing my partners body by running my long hair over their bodies. It also acts as a bit of a safety blanket for me. Not sure why. But unless I’m having sex I much prefer my hair pulled back as it gets out of control far too easily.

BONUS QUESTION:

Do you wear make-up? All the time or only sometimes? Lots or just a little?

I only wear make up sometimes. I’m usually way to dis-organised to have time to put make up on before I have to go somewhere. But even when I do wear make up It’s just my eyes and lips, I hate foundation…even if I have pimples or blotchiness. I never learned to use it properly so It never looks right.

And that… Is the end of this weeks Way To Much Fucking Information Wednesday, I’m off to bed. – If you have your own blog why don’t you join in the sex meme fun?

Violet xx