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Girl Power – Week 17

Way Too Much Information Wednesdays

Yet Again I’m doing this on a day other than Wednesday, Eventually I’ll get this done on the right day!

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The Questions:

“Girl Power”

CherriesThis Week’s Questions

  1. Do you love your vagina, like your vagina or hate your vagina?
  2. Do you use tampons or pads?
  3. Are you satisfied with your breast size?
  4. If you could change only one part of your body, what would you change and why?
  5. When having sex, how do you like to have your hair?

BONUS QUESTION:
Do you wear make-up? All the time or only sometimes? Lots or just a little?

My Answers:

Diagram Of the exterior and enterior parts of your pussy
Female Reproductive Systemide part)I love and parts I hate.

Do you love your vagina, like your vagina or hate your vagina?

I both Love & Hate my Vagina at the same time. Or rather their are parts of my vagina (or rather my vulva – vagina is really just the ins

I hate that I have too much padding over my public bone or my mons(see the picture below) – yep I’ve got a fat pussy! lol.I hate that I got so huge during pregnancy that I have huge stretch marks that extend into my Pubic Hair and that I have a really thin bush, at least the front patch over my mons.

Kinda Like in the diagram below I choose to keep that small, or sparse patch of hair natural whilst shaving everything ‘below the fold’. I really enjoy having smooth lips. Feels nice to run your hands over it… Maybe hate is too strong a word, but I do dis-like the things Mentioned above.

I like that I have nicely Labia Majora yet barely even visible Labia Minora. I’m Even quite proud of the huge scar that corkscrews its way up my vagina or birth canal. I got lucky that I only got torn internally when I gave birth (My son was 10& a half pounds!). I love that my vagina can stretch and retract to accommodate men of all sizes as well as being able to have huge babies pass through it. I love that it serves multiple purposes!!

Do you use tampons or pads?

I use both. I have a medical condition called Endometriosis which causes me to get ridiculously heavy periods that hang around for far too long.

Just an FYI – there is another alternative to pads or tampons – called Moon Cups. Kind of like a diaphragm that holds back the tide. I’ve not used one, but kind of like the eco-friendly nature of the product as well as the money saving aspect, but I know I’d fuck up and have too many accidents! (that is way too much Info)

Are you satisfied with your breast size?

No, but that’s what chicken fillets are for. I just wish I could re-inflate them to their pre- breastfeeding size.

If you could change only one part of your body, what would you change and why?

My stomach, It’s never been the same after having ababy. I was the size of a house when I was pregnant and there was no way my stomach would ever go back to being flat and smooth.

When having sex, how do you like to have your hair?

Down. My hair is quite long with natural waves and big loose curls. I love the way it reaches down to my nipples. Until now I had never thought about the role my hair plays in my sex life.

I love teasing my partners body by running my long hair over their bodies. It also acts as a bit of a safety blanket for me. Not sure why. But unless I’m having sex I much prefer my hair pulled back as it gets out of control far too easily.

BONUS QUESTION:

Do you wear make-up? All the time or only sometimes? Lots or just a little?

I only wear make up sometimes. I’m usually way to dis-organised to have time to put make up on before I have to go somewhere. But even when I do wear make up It’s just my eyes and lips, I hate foundation…even if I have pimples or blotchiness. I never learned to use it properly so It never looks right.

And that… Is the end of this weeks Way To Much Fucking Information Wednesday, I’m off to bed. – If you have your own blog why don’t you join in the sex meme fun?

Violet xx

Monogamy Isn’t a Type Of Wood

I know it’s late, but work’s been bat shit crazy lately… So this WTMFI Wednesday post is a week late, But it’s a meme, I’m not going to pass on a sexual meme….so here it is – If you want to take part Just Click on the banner below, the more the merrier!

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This Week’s Questions

  1. Have you ever cheated on someone? Have you ever been cheated on?
  2. Do you think monogamy is really possible?
  3. What has your longest relationship been? Were you faithful the entire time?
  4. Would you forgive someone who cheated on you?
  5. Who is the one celebrity you wouldn’t think twice about cheating on your partner with?

BONUS QUESTION:
Have you ever heard of Cuckoldry? Does it interest you?

This weeks answers:

1.Have you ever cheated on someone? Have you ever been cheated on?

Yes and Yes, In some people’s eyes I’m currently cheating on two guys, both X and FWB, depending on how you look at the picture. I should just get them both together and have a threesome!

I’ve also been cheated on at least twice by X, and FWB may have fucked others in-between our trysts, but I wouldn’t call that cheating. It’s not a committed relationship.

2.Do you think monogamy is really possible?

I do think Monogamy is possible, However if and when I enter another fully committed relationship I would be happy for it to be an open relationship as I fully support it in theory…The reality may be very different. But if you truly are in love and are having truly amazing sex that you can’t get enough of…Sure I think monogamy is possible.

3.What has your longest relationship been? Were you faithful the entire time?

Longest would be with X, almost 15 years if you don’t count all the times we’ve broken up. No I haven’t always been faithful, but I’ve never slept with anyone else when we have been together – Only when we have been on a legitimate “break” from each other and our relationship

4.Would you forgive someone who cheated on you?

Yes I would and yes I have.I’ve also been forgiven for my carnal sins.

I forgave X for having sex with some random girl in the park across the road from my home whilst I was pregnant. He also visited a brothel a few times and waited years to tell me about it. I was pissed as I had always told him he could fuck who ever he wanted to – as long as he told me about it. The delay in telling me is what pissed me off, as I’m a supporter of open relationships and marriages.

I was also forgiven by a friend when I was the cheetee – I slept with her babies daddy on numerous occasions. I knew they were kinda together and maybe fucking and that they had a baby together (I lived with my friend and her daughter). I was 15 he was 21. Luckily for both me and her she forgave me and tossed him, she’s now very very happily married with a few more great kids with her husband. I’ll never forget that she forgave me for that fuck up!

5.Who is the one celebrity you wouldn’t think twice about cheating on your partner with?

If Anyone saw my TMI Tuesdays Post, you would know my automatic response is of course, Dave Grohl. The hottest of the hottest!

BONUS QUESTION:

Have you ever heard of Cuckoldry? Does it interest you?

The normal definition of a cuckold is a married man whose wife cheats on him with or without his knowledge- wikipedia

I have heard of Cockoldry before and would love to have a partner who was into it. I could have someone to love whilst being able to fuck FWB, all with the added bonus of it turning on my beloved. Considering I’m all for non-monogamous sexual relationships it should be no surprise that I’d be interested in Cukoldry.

Another weeks Way Too Much Fucking Information Wednesday finished… But there will be another in the next 24hrs- considering that this post is a week over due (naughty violet!!)

Violetxx

TMI Tuesday

Too Much Information Tuesday.

I LOVE a meme. I love a sex meme even more. I guess it appeals to both the voyeur and the exhibitionist within me, but who knows! Finding WTMFI Wednesdays (Way Too Much Fucking Information) was exciting, then I was Told about TMI Tuesdays. Bliss!!

It looks like they haven’t published anything new @ TMI Tuesdays this month, but who cares… I wanna Play anyways. Especially considering that the current theme is -> Celebrities It gives me an excuse to post some Pics of the HOTTEST guy alive (seriously I have more pics of him than I do of naked ppl on my HD) And because Sleeping with a Celebrity is the #1 Sexual Fantasy.

So Let’s Get to it - TMI Tuesday #234  Celeb Edition

Who is one celebrity you would like to:

Cuddle?
Elope with?
Love?
Excite beyond words?
Bang?
See in bed with their current fling?

Bonus (optional):Tell us about one encounter (if any) that you’ve had with a celebrity.

Well the First 5 are easy as -> Who else but Dave Grohl

The #1 on my sexual wish list has always & will always be Dave Grohl

Dave Grohl

I Would Like to Cuddle up with Dave Grohl. My head on his cheat running my fingers along the outlines of his tattoos and just generally basking in the great glow of him!

I would most certainly Elope with Dave Grohl, but only in Fantasy land. (not that I could get him in any other way lol) I learnt my lesson and will never again get anyway involved with a married man! I’m also pretty Anti-Wedlock and have often said I would only get married in either of the following scenarios:

Or;

So Unless Dave Grohl is somehow involved I will stay single til the day I die (@ which point I want me cremated remains to be shot off into the sky in a pyro-technical display at one of their shows – yes I’m SERIOUS – even deadly serious lol)

I could LOVE Dave Grohl.

Excite beyond words? – well hopefully I could excite him beyond words with my superb blow job skills. I doubt the fact I share the same name as his Daughter would excite him beyond words.

I could certainly Bang Dave Grohl. I’ve banged his look a like, so could certainly Bang him.

Dave Grohl in bed albeit only half naked

Dave Grohl Half Naked In Bed

See in bed with their current fling? hmm He’s not the Answer here… I’d be far too jealous lol OMG I can’t think of a celebrity I want to see in bed with someone else.

Oh wait – Dave Grohl or Any Other Celebrity in bed with  Alexa from RPD

Bonus (optional):Tell us about one encounter (if any) that you’ve had with a celebrity.

I’ve been Lucky enough to have had quite a few run ins with celebrities – well at least musical celebrities via my x husbands work. However THE BEST celebrity encounter would be with Billy Joe from Green Day.

We took our then 7 yr old Son to his first concert, his first mosh pit when Green Day played in Sydney. Our son spent half of the show upon my x’s shoulder’s or mine – despite the fact that we were standing right on the front fence. At one point BJ was right in front of us and I could tell he was looking right at my son up on his dad’s shoulders directly behind me. I grabbed my sons leg to tugg at his shirt and tell him ‘Hey kid, Billy Joe is looking right at you’ In the few seconds in between tugging his shirt and returning my eyes to the stage Billy Joe started pointing at him. Then the pointy finger turned into a come here gesture. He was beckoning my son to get up onto the stage with him. Before I knew it I was helping pass my son over my head and up over the security guards so he could get up onto the stage. He then got to be the front man of Green Day for the next 5 minutes…..

Ok so it’s not my experience, nor is it sexual – but it’s fucking cool. I’ve eaten dinner with the Rolling Stones & their gold plated cutlery, Discussed the fact I don’t understand how to play guitar with the dude from Nickelback and had a cool conversation with the drummer from Metallica. (Ive also seen Courtney Love’s Snatch – but who hasn’t!) However My son getting to live out my dream in front of 40 odd thousand people – priceless. I just hope he never lives out my dream of being a prostitute!

With that I am done – ok so this meme was just a great excuse to swoon over Dave Grohl – but hey it’s my blog and my sexual fantasy!!

Violet xx

Way Too Much Fucking Information Wednesdays

WTMFI (Way Too Much Fucking Information) Wednesdays is a weekly meme hosted by The Rantings of a Tortured Mind – XXX Rated Edition.

I love memes, yet I love sexual memes more… And yes I realise It isn’t Wednesday, But I still want to participate this week. Over sharing, especially when it is in relation to sex is almost a hobby to me, so I don’t want to wait til next week to participate. If you would like to participate simply click on the image above. Do the same also if you would like to see what others are sharing in response to these questions.

So Although It is week 15 – this is my first time participating, so finger’s crossed!!

WTMFI Week 15 – Sexting;

This Weeks Questions -

  1. Have you ever used your cellphone to send racy pictures or messages?
  2. Do you use a webcam for sexual purposes?
  3. How often do you have cyber sex?
  4. Do you use the internet to look at porn?
  5. Do you think X-rated content is too easy to access or too difficult?

BONUS QUESTION:
What’s your stance on long-distance online relationships?

#1 – Yes I have used a cell phone – or a mobile phone as us people down under call them – for both the sending and receiving of racy images and messages. I have conducted a pseudo long distance relationship via txt messages. My only problem was always hitting send to early, accidentally erasing long messages before sending them as well as accidentally sending something slightly sexual to the wrong person **FacePALM**

#2 Yes I have. Way, way, way back when webcams were first out, back in the dial up dinosaur days, my husband & I had sex whilst others watched us online. It was pretty cool. I have no idea if there’s footage of it out there floating around, but I doubt it. I’m not sure that I would do the same thing now though. With sites like youporn & porn tube I would be too worried it would end up somewhere like that!

#3 I don’t have cyber sex. I’ll text things, but typing whilst masturbating – not my thing. I like my hands to myself – and would never use a cam for such purposes – for the same reason I wouldn’t repeat #2

#4 Yes, Almost everyday. But not always for sexual pleasure and only rarely with a partner. Lately it’s been more for the purposes of this blog as opposed to looking at or watching it for sexual gratification or release.

#5 X-Rated content is far too easy to access, Any one of any age can view X rated content online. And with so many new sites and feeds being created it is difficult to keep on top of them all in order to block their use on your computer. With programs like net nanny etc. to prevent our kids from seeing things they shouldn’t be.

I will even ‘man up’ and admit to my own failures in this category – 1) If you use the family ps2 to view a pornographic film – remember to remove it before your kids go to play their favourite game. This was very embarrassing, but nothing more than the DVD’s title was seen. & 2) I have fallen afoul of my browser’s address bar remembering past sites I have visited and the auto-complete feature. – youporn.com came up when my teenage son was trying to go to youtube.com. Luckily their landing site meant he saw nothing – but again..embarrassed! lol. I’m not naive – I know my son most likely has and will view naked women at some point soon in his life. I just don’t want him seeing what I’m seeing!!! It is one thing to steal a copy of your dads playboy magazine, but following mums online viewing – it seems totally different, I think it would cause him great embarrassment too. He now uses chrome whilst I stick to firefox.

However as he has his own iPod touch, he can access online media without me ever knowing – so again. Yes it is too easy to access.

BONUS QUESTION: I do think they can work. Love is a powerful force, and if you are truly in love you can face any hurdle as long as you are willing to fight for that love.

Have Any Other Questions you would like to see me answer -> just submit your questions via formspring, twitter @VioletScreaming, by leaving a comment or simply email me via scr.im/violet

I hope you enjoyed this, I sure do know that I have! Looking forward to next Wednesday Now

Violetxx
P.S. Do you have a sex blog? an adult blog? any blog? take part in WTMFI (Way Too Much Fucking Information) Wednesdays is a weekly meme hosted by The Rantings of a Tortured Mind – XXX Rated Edition.

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