What some call ‘Porn For Women’

I was going to title this post ‘Porn for Women’ same as the book – I get the joke…If I didn’t I wouldn’t be posting it – I guess I just want to save the post title Porn For Women for a time when I do have great porn for women to share.

Any whooo -> I first saw this @ stumbleupon -> Porn for Women (which originated @ Al Lowe’s Humor Site) ->But decided to borrow it after seeing a cartoon referring to it so they could be together and in context…. but I forget where I found the cartoon? (If you know please comment)

It is obviously hilarious and a complete poke at housewives, but at the same time it makes me sad. Far too greater portion of society would agree that this is in fact porn for the poor little house wifey’s. I have this horrific image in my head of a group of women giggling about this book whilst sitting around sipping on cups of tea, trying to remember the last time they had sex with their husbands… Their husbands who always do the dishes and put out the trash. The Partner who brought her Flowers the night before…Ungrateful bitches!! lol

So here’s some Pics from the Book – Porn For Women

The Cover of Porn For Women

Shoe Shopping

- I'll get the baby -

- I'll take Care of the Dishes

- Let Me take out the Trash

- Buy you Flowers Without a Reason -

- Let's skip the NRL Playoff's and go to the Craft Fair -

I'll put the lid down for you

I've cooked you Dinner.

I think Getting Directions would be a Good Idea.

& the cartoon in response to this book;

I agree, In my Porn People do Fuck…..

Often like this->

Real Porn, For Real Women!

Real Good Hard Core Porn

See the difference? lol

Enjoy!

Violet xx

Latest News, Screws & Soon to be Reviews

All the Things going on Behind the Scenes In my World

[sorry about the post title, but I have a thing for stupid rhymes]
[EDIT - for more of my sexual exploits, sex toy reviews and more sexy fun, visit my blog at its new adress www.screaming-violet.com - All the posts that you find here are already there, as well as lots of new ones...So cum visit me there!!]
This week started off pretty boring and mundane. But by Monday night I was with FWB, holed up in a great Hotel room screwing his brains out – I’m working on a post about that. (& probably an addendum to my we vibe2 review after using it with him)

Tuesday sucked, Although the goodbye kiss was sweet. I’m considering whether or not to ask FWB exactly what it is he wants from me??? I’ve been thinking that having friends with benefits is almost like having your own personal free prostitute (I do love the idea of being a professional whore, but doubt my exploits will get me boosted up out of the amateur leagues of Whore-dom!) and wonder what kind of professional service he’d like the most. The quick suck and fuck? Or a decent GFE (Girl Friend Experience)? Even something in between. I just have to work out how to ask him.

I know that X would certainly choose the suck & fuck option, but never quite know which direction FWB will go when given more than one choice. However after a few little things the other night I think he’d lean towards the GFE side of things. I’ll to get that post finished before the weekend. Along with the 55 million others that are still in draft form.

In Other Breaking News In the World Of Violet…..

I’m Now Officially a Sex Toy Reviewer

I’m pretty sure I can say that considering I got my first Package of Sex Toys to Review delivered to my door this evening -> All thanks to the lovely Nicole from AdultSexToys.com

Whoo Hooo!

I finally got my Hands on the OhMiBod I’ve been physically craving… And I’ve lost the usb cord for the iPod! Such a Violet Thing to do.

My Celebrity Crush has a Sex Video

No, Not Dave Grohl… Although I think he’ll make me cum once I find that pesky iPod cable! (did I mention FWB looks like DG ★ score!!)

I’m talking about my female Celebrity crush – you did realise I’m bi when I want to be right? Well If you didn’t know, now you do.

Anyway Kendra Wilkinson is my #1 female celebrity crush. It’s odd when I get a crush going for a celebrity, it’s often because of their personality on top of their looks. Like Kendra rises above Eliza Dushku and Julia Styles, even Anna Paquin(she’s currently my #2) I guess because she’s funny and real. I kinda feel bad for her that a sex tape has leaked. But christ, she fucked Hugh Hefner, and posed nude a gazzillion times, but still I feel a bit bad… but not bad enough not to share her hotness.

EDIT: June 18 2010

Actually I feel so bad that was all ‘yay’ Kendra has a sex tape that I pulled this whole post off of my new blog @ screaming-Violet.com

Why? Because Although she is hot & has posed nude plenty of times, this video was released without her consent – & it also appears it was filmed without her consent, I haven’t seen the whole tape – But if Kendra wasn’t even fully consenting to the filming of her ‘sex’ tape – well it fucking disgusts me.

I took the post on screaming-Violet.com well over a week ago & I fully intend to write an open letter of Apology to Kendra for both displaying Images of her on my blog, but even linking to the leacherous mongrels selling the tape. I’m not afraid to be called a hypocrit, But when I saw a quick snip from her tv show in which Kendra and her wonderful husband Hank have a disagreement due to this stupid shit – I wanted to vomit. I’m as bad as the letch that pressured her into making the tape & then waited for her to become famous -> only to finally sell it after she became a mum. Shame on you – shame on me for publicising it no matter how small an audience I have.

I will be writing a full and Public open letter of Apology to Kendra

I just have to find the time. But for what little it is work I’m sorry Kendra

Violet xx

Picture Perfect #2 NSFW

More Beautiful Hot Women With Hot Butts

Why Waste Words – When Pictures Can do the Talking

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- ending with what I'd like done to my butt -

Now I’m off to find a man willing to bang my butt!

Violet xx

Smokin Hot Women

A Fetish I could ♥ Love ♥

As I’ve already discussed I love licking looking at women and just came across a little gem of a site.

I have spent a lot of time looking at sex – not porn but sex on the net lately. I am interested in all facets of human sexuality and fetishes are just one tiny aspect of our own sexual personalities. I have a few tiny fetishes and sexual fantasies, none of which are too major. However I do enjoy both playing at and being treated like a whore!

Today I found this hot Pic come through my Twitter stream;

One Smokin' Hot Woman

Combining my Love of hot women and my love of cough smoking cough cigarettes! You can Visit LoFi Smoking Fetish to see more hot pics of hot women enjoying a smoke! I’m truly enjoying finding some of these very specific niche fetish sites as I research a post on some of the more peculiar fetishes I’ve found.

Violet xx

Why you need to follow me on twitter

Why should you follow @VioletScreaming

So you can get the most out of me you can! – Is that a good enough answer?? lol

I’m not hungry for throngs of followers and although I do love stats, I’m quite happy with my 20 wonderful followers and don’t need legions of people to validate my existence. However I do like to share andI’m finding twitter is the best way to do so…such as my most recent tweet (which will turn into a post I’m sure)

• “My x offering me $100 for a bj… hmm.. might be the closest I get to going pro…. to suck or not to suck lol”

I would love for live feedback on that one hehehe (so maybe I wouldn’t mind lots of followers – but I don’t NEED them)

The other very important reason you should follow me on twitter is that I’ve just created my own little pornstream lifestream on tumblr called Sex Via Violet.

Screaming Violet -> here on WordPress will always be my main base of operations. However due to the fact I cannot post and share my favourite porn movies from redtube.com, youjizz.com and all of my other favourite free porn clip sites I had to find another way to share.

So I have created Sex via Violet so that I can wholly share my love of all things sexual with the world.

Just like all of my posts here on Screaming Violet get tweeted, when something gets added to Sex via Violet it gets tweeted to all of those following @VioletScreaming

Save yourself the hassle of keeping your eye on 2 sites/bookmarks/ feeds etc  -> Just simplify it by following @VioletScreaming on twitter, you’ll get all my latest posts to both my Screaming Violet blog and the Sex via Violet tumblr stream with the added bonus of being able to reply to my tweets and tell me whether I should accept $100 to suck my ex husbands cock or not thrown in for free.!!

& If that hasn’t convinced you to follow me…. maybe my most recent tweet which  leads you to this hot lesbian foursome clip will!

Violetxx
P.S. I also often tweet interesting articles, funny things and even sex toy giveaways – so you really don’t have anything to lose – thus my twitter whoring ends…:P

Picture Perfect #1

Perfect Pornographic Pictures #1

A little more lesbian love

Everyone seemed to love the ” Lesbian Lips on Lips” Post so much – I thought I should continue with the theme.

I’m a woman and I love ladies who love ladies! Picaso has his blue period, I think I am going through my lesbian period. My male FWB is constantly teasing me playfully as I continue to amass a large group of lesbian friends. I think he just wishes he could join in!!

I consider myself straight and couldn’t live without the satisfaction of real, in the flesh, rock hard cock fucking me – I have an appetite for cock that can’t seem to be satiated. No matter how much I get!

Yet the supple curves of a woman’s body, the stunning beauty of freshly shaven pussy, and the subtle scent and silken texture of pussy… yum.

My mouth craves pussy whilst my pussy craves cock. I guess another threesome is in my near future. Possibly when I take the FWB to meet my current girly crush! Considering we are all going to see a heavy metal concert together, and that loud music is one of my number one turn ons… I’m already dreaming of it.

So some sexual Imagery for you – More Lovely Lesbian Ladies…

Lucious Lips on Lovely Lips

mmmm

Violet xx

Not quite Porn

This may not be pornography – but hell it’s funny!

They may not be true porn, but they are somewhat sexual and certainly funny -> Hilarious Condom ads from trojangames.co.uk

Also from Trojan

Look forward to bringing you more actual Porn When I get moved onto my own domain

But if you have a favourite clip, be it funny, softcore, hardcore or whatever – leave a comment. Porn is there to share peoples

Violet xx

Fingers crossed the clips work – If you have trouble let me know and I’ll just publish the links

Technical Issues

It seems wordpress.com doesn’t want me to upload or rather embed any of my favourite porn clips into my free blog.

I have found a way around it, but as usual – when you are having fun life likes to get in the way. I will be fixing all the issues with embedding videos and with my stupid theme… but need to go visit my favourite lesbian couple and try my hardest not to imagine having a threesome with them….

Until then a couple of quick teasing pics I’ve found around the web – yes they are all stolen and completely against not only copyright as a whole but my own personal copyright morals too – but I’m in a hurry!

Violet xx

I Pad as I porn?

ok, so this may be pretty god damn softcore and really only includes partial nudity, but I still enjoyed it and certainly laughed.

“Not exactly what Apple intended the i-Pad to be used for” via @lotta Nawty

EDIT: Although I can embed you tube and google videos – this one I simply can’t put here for your viewing pleasure – so you will have to go visit to check it out -> NoKenny

Spurred on by this I am off to find some of my favourite funny porn clips to share

Violet xx

P.S. In lieu of the video I wanted to bring you – here is another funny interpretation of “Not exactly what Apple intended the i-Pad to be used for” created by Muriel Clayton

Or maybe it is exactly what it was designed for?

Lips on Lips – Lucious Lesbian Porn

I ♥ Lesbian Porn

Whilst trawling the web for all things sexual – which as a bored housewife I tend to do most days. Actually almost all day most days – I ended up on one of my favourite sites that deals in all kinds of succulent sexual delights -> Fleshbot.com

Considering I’m certainly going through a truly bi-sexual phase in my life, one where I just can’t seem to satisfy my hunger for pussy, It should come as no surprise that My eyes lit up (my clit perked up ) @ the headline …

Lesbian Provocateur Displays Their Mastery Of Superior Lesbian Porn With “Lips on Lips”

After reading the following in their review;

It all starts with a soft kiss on the lips. Still underneath that is the burning desire that some women have to kiss and taste the other set of soft lips, to lick and suck and tongue that soft pink place. Before long they are tossing salads, prying each other open, finger banging out orgasms, and box bumping until it becomes pretty clear how they came up with the title.

I have found myself wanting more…

wanting more than more even!

Lesbian Lips on Lips - Just like the title says

And that is just a small taste of the Imagery from the film which you can check out over @ ->Fleshbot.com

“Lips on Lips”  brought to us girl on girl porn lovers by Lesbian Provocateur and Digital Sin is scheduled for released later this week.

I can’t wait!

Love you Lovely Lady Lovers!

Violetxx