Strange Sex Facts All About The Penis
Dicks come in all shapes and sizes… well maybe not all shapes! Some are longer than others, some have greater girth, some bend up, others bend downwards, and some even divert off and point to one side. Some wear turtle-necks others wear army helmets. Just like their owners, each penis is an individual with no two being exactly the same.
Growing versus Showing
According to Men’s Health Magazine, 79% of men are growers and the remaining 21% are showers. That is the majority of men gain both a noticeable amount or girth and length when they get an erection, whilst the rest just stand to attention without much visible growth in size. What I’d like to know is what percentage of men who fall into both categories? In the teeny tiny proportion of the male population whom I’ve had the pleasure to get acquainted with I have come across one penis that was both an impressive shower and a remarkable grower. So If I’ve come across 1, surely at least 1% can be both???
Smoking Decreases More than Just Your Life Span;
Getting an erection is all about blood flowing to the cock to enlarge and engorge its flesh. Smoking constricts veins restricting blood flow, therefore working against the creation of and the ability to maintain an erection. The negative effects of smoking on your circulation can cause you guys to loose up to 1cm in length! Quitting smoking is also the number one tip to improving sexual function (however I honestly doubt that 1 extra cm would make much difference!)
It takes Two
The average amount of blood it takes to engorge said penile tissue to create an erection is 2 Tablespoons! Whilst the average amount of semen per ejaculation is 1-2 teaspoons.
You can go from Cut to Uncut
Most guys get no say as to whether or not they are circumcised, so those of you who aren’t happy that your folks decided to give you the snip as a baby may be happy to know it is possible to have your foreskin reconstructed. I doubt it would be a pleasurable undertaking,
however it is possible. It takes time to stretch existing tissue to re-create the foreskin, but with special rings, weights and other devices it is actually possible to go from circumcised back to the way you were born.
According to the world health organisation only 30% of the world’s male population over the age of 15 are circumcised
Chuck it Out
The word ‘ejaculation’ comes from a Latin word meaning ‘throwing out’
Another upside to being Gay
Not only do Gay men get to avoid dealing with bitchy wives and ex-girlfriends, on average their dicks are ⅓” longer than their straight counterparts.
Be glad you’re not a Bee
When a male bee gets Lucky enough to get it on with the queen bee their genitals actually explode. They snap off in the Queen’s genital tract, ensuring no other male can fertilise her little bee eggs.
Truly D.I.Y.
One in 400 guys are lucky enough to be flexible and limber enough to be able to give themselves blow jobs! – However in my own personal experience the guys that are scared to taste their own cum wish they could blow themselves, where as those who know how they taste and aren’t in anyway opposed to going down on their female partners post coitus dislike the notion of sucking their own dicks! Just my own personal observations.
Detachable Penis
A lot of guys may wish they had detachable dicks so they could give themselves head (If they aren’t the 1 in 400 lucky ones above!!), King Missile even wrote a song about a man loosing his detachable penis. What may be dreamed of by some species is fact for the Argonaut – a species of Octopus that has a form of a detachable penis. The male Argonaut produces a ball of spermatozoa in a special tentacle called a hectocotylus and upon meeting an attractive female his penis will detach and swim off on its own to inseminate the female.
What we can do they can do
According to a poll taken on an online dating site 48% of the male respondents admitted they had faked an orgasm at some point in their life.
Size Does Matter
But not in the way you’re thinking it does. It has been proven that the sperm ejaculated by men who are at the larger end of the size scale are stronger swimmers compared to the men at the smaller end. It’s also been shown that better looking men have stronger swimmers as well. So good looking guys with big dicks would appear to have the most potent sperm.
Finally to put those of you who stress out about how important size is – only 4% of women are critical of a man’s size. Women are far more concerned with your facial expressions and the noises your making than the size of your dick, and even then we are often more concerned about our performance and your enjoyment than the other way around In my opinion I’m more interested in the person connected to the penis than the size of it. If a guy has a huge dick but is a total dick, I’m going to be fucking his smaller mate who’s a decent guy.
that’s all for now
Violetxx
